A fast-paced, silly song telling the increasing exploits of Hamish McTamish, a fictional gnome adventurer.
Each time the chorus is sung, Hamish’s name is lengthened with more titles (the last chorus includes as many silly titles as the singer can think of and can sing in a single breath) followed by ‘but you can just call me the Gnome!’.
Although believed to be human in origin, gnomes love the song, and an informal competition has sprung up as to the longest final chorus.
The current record belongs to Sprigvill Gaudynack, who (via both her own talent and magical augmentation) kept the last chorus going for three and a half minutes.