Beverages
Wine List
Misshapen Oak Sauvignon Blanc
A locally produced white wine with a taste that is flat and sweet.
Bottle price: 3 gp, 7 sp
Glass price: 1 gp, 2 sp
Leaping Rust Monster Chardonnay
An imported white wine with flavors that are full and dry.
Bottle price: 6 gp, 5 sp
Glass price: 2 gp, 1 sp
House Cabernet Sauvignon
A house-made red wine with flavors that are raisiny and cloying.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 6 sp
Glass price: 5 sp, 5 cp
Hollow Claw Gewürztraminer
A bottom-shelf white wine that is described as cloying and dry.
Bottle price: 6 sp, 5 cp
Glass price: 2 sp, 1 cp
Lagers & Ales
Thirsty Basket Porter
5.59% ABV
A locally brewed copper-colored porter. Described as a complex porter with a rough finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp
Pint price: 1 sp
House Lager
3.41% ABV
A house-brewed light brown lager. Described as a dry lager with a hint of honey and a bitter finish.
Gallon price: 3 sp, 1 cp
Pint price: 6 cp
Vampiric Ivy Stout
5.36% ABV
A microbrewed blackish stout. Described as a nutty stout with a sour finish.
Gallon price: 4 sp, 7 cp
Pint price: 9 cp
Frightening Crocodile Malt
5.14% ABV
A locally brewed copper-colored malt. Described as a refreshing malt with a smooth finish.
Gallon price: 6 sp
Pint price: 1 sp, 2 cp
Liquors
Iron Octopus Vodka
A bottom-shelf rice vodka.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 1 cp
Shot price: 5 cp
Ruby Goliath Vodka
A locally produced corn vodka.
Bottle price: 2 gp
Shot price: 3 sp, 4 cp
Dragon's Grove Vodka
A bottom-shelf corn vodka.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 1 cp
Shot price: 5 cp
Chaotic Ooze Rum
A poorly made honey rum.
Bottle price: 7 sp, 3 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 2 cp