Expedition 18c - Peach returns from the Tower

"'ello millords an' laydees, I is back!"

"Wot a parlarver, ya kno' thems elveses that wanna get sum recomp frum theyer ancesterers soes they hire me and the lads for a foragin' in the forest and we gets to some tower that's as weird as a wizards nut sack"

*sip*

"An bully me buttocks they's a manageree o' ghoulies waitin' forrus, wit theyer wick'd fangses that make yer go stiff as a mages staff"

*sip*

"a few o' thems elveses dun carv'd up but rest o' us is carted darn stairs to the clinker, and ev'ry so often thems comes and grabs an elveses and take 'im off fer dinna!"

*sip* *sip*

"an theres me anna one elveses left waitin' ta be main courses when theys bundle annuver load o' unfortunate souls inta tha clink"

*sip*

"but this lot got some spunk wit dwarveses and such and weedle the way out, wit they's holy man sendin' tha ghoulies awa'"

*sip*

"I clock'd one ghoulie in tha boat an' dwarveses fiddled da locks and we was free!"

*sip* *sip* *sip*

"not tha firs' time i was stark bollock nekkid in the woods, but we did follow the tracks and got back, a bit nack'd but slept like a log!"

*glug*

"soes poor as a pawpee is I, but this lot are well charitee so may aswell stick wit theys dwarveses and holy men"