Girl, we romped and tussled wetly all day and all night long
I woke up late that night inspired, to write you a love song
I watched ya sleep and I fell in love
Ya must've been sent from heaven above
Don't think you could never do no wrong
Then you farted...
Oh girl you farted.
First I thought that it was kinda cute
I suppressed a smile when I heard your girly poot
Then the smell came whoftin by
And brought a little teardrop to my eye
I think that I'll go sleep out on the couch
'Cause you farted...
You could make milk curdle
Make your skin crawl
Make the paint peal off of the wall
I won't sleep under the covers no more
Since the hot winds blew from out your back door
Baby, it sure has been a gas
But I can't live life in fear of your ass
So I gathered up my clothes and old dog bill
Moved back to my house at the top of the hill
Well old boy I guess its just you and me
Then he farted...