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Cookie

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SUMMARY:

A good boy with one exception: if he eats a document, whoever wrote it loses all knowledge of whatever they wrote.

CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:

Kept in a nice, comfortable room with plenty of toys. Room should be guarded but visitors are allowed to come and go as they please, provided they are searched and they have absolutely no written material on them. They will then be supervised. If they smuggled anything in quickly remove them from the room and they will be subject to repercussions.

Do not harm or otherwise distress Cookie.

DESCRIPTION/EXTRANATURAL EFFECT:

Cookie is a yellow Labrador retriever. He is of average size, and unnoteworthy aside from excellent health and incredible training. He knows commands such as "stop", "stay", "sit", "shake", "lie down", "roll over", and "play dead". The one exception, however, is he will ravenously eat any document or form he can find. Experiments show he has no interest in blank pages, and unused ink, but with any page with something written on it he will immediately attempt to consume.

He was discovered when a young boy, Jim Jimmothy aged 8,  got in trouble at school when he claimed a dog ate his homework. According to reports his teacher quizzed him on the subject and deemed him a liar when he couldn't answer a basic question. However as time went on the child began to forget even basic things as more and more of his homework disappeared. His father forgot important work information, and his mother became unable to cook.

After a long investigation deeming that it couldn't be something as simple as carbon monoxide poisoning the DNM was called and agents found a great deal of evidence that the dog ate these things. Experiments proved the theory right, that the dog would eat a document and the writer would forget all information written on it. Like the ideas and thoughts were taken from their head.

Cookie tested slightly below average intelligence for a dog, but he was otherwise well-behaved and delightful. He was taken to the DNM and given a comfortable room away from all documents. Productivity has gone up 6% since an open-door policy with Cookie was established, and workers have mentioned they feel less stressed overall. A rare win.