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Expedition 19B - Boots's Lamentation

"Oh come on, you bald bastard! 

Haven't you seen how I've bust open the doors! 

How I led the expedition down and up! 

How I entered the charmed caves with no hesitation! 

How I covered the orb that beguiled your friends! 

How I smashed the lollygaging skelly! 

How I opened the doors to the lich king—thrice! 

How, in my endless ingenuity, I collected and then distributed the silver plates of destruction! 

All while you were cowering at the ship! 

And this paltry 127 gold pieces is all I get?! 

300! 

It should be at least 300! 

You greedy bastard! 

Never again shall I follow you! 

May your hat rot in hell, Hats!"