Konrad Claver, Acolyte of Pilikke, The Greater God of Flying Menhirs.
When he was six and playing by the lake, Pilikke appeared and taught him a great secret: one does not need a holy symbol if they wash their face with holy water every morning. Men who do that with discipline are walking Holy Symbols; Immortals!
Ever since then Konrad has been struggling financially because it takes him two to three vials of holy water to wash his face, luscious beard, and thick hair. He also encounters difficulties procuring the sacred liquid, for very few priests have been taught the same secret he had been.
Alas, the man has been forced to life of adventure...