Beverages
Wine List
Paralyzed Anvil Pinot Noir
A locally produced red wine that is described as aromatic, smokey, and leathery.
Bottle price: 9 sp, 1 cp
Glass price: 3 sp
House Cabernet Sauvignon
A house-made red wine with a taste that is toasty and spicy.
Bottle price: 5 sp, 5 cp
Glass price: 1 sp, 8 cp
House Shiraz
A house-made red wine with a taste that is oaky and herbaceous.
Bottle price: 5 sp, 3 cp
Glass price: 1 sp, 7 cp
Blind Fish Merlot
A poorly made red wine with a taste that is powerful and herbaceous.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 4 cp
Glass price: 1 sp, 1 cp
Lagers & Ales
House Porter
5.32% ABV
A house-brewed medium brown porter. Described as a refreshing porter with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 5 cp
Pint price: 3 cp
House Pilsner
4.86% ABV
A house-brewed amber pilsner. Described as a nutty pilsner with notes of coffee and a creamy finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 5 cp
Pint price: 3 cp
Pink Hammer Fruit Ale
5.77% ABV
A locally brewed golden fruit ale. Described as a sour fruit ale with notes of citrus and a smooth finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 4 cp
Pint price: 2 cp
Flirty Ring Lager
6.36% ABV
An imported amber lager. Described as a robust lager with a rough finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 7 cp
Pint price: 3 cp
Filthy Yak Stout
6.09% ABV
A microbrewed medium brown stout. Described as a full-bodied stout with a rough finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 6 cp
Pint price: 3 cp
Liquors
Ruby Trombone Rum
A poorly made molasses rum.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 5 cp
Shot price: 7 cp
Bull and Morningstar Rum
A locally produced sugarcane rum.
Bottle price: 7 sp, 4 cp
Shot price: 1 sp, 2 cp
Staff and Sledge Whiskey
An imported corn whiskey.
Bottle price: 1 gp
Shot price: 1 sp, 6 cp
Flaming Rat Whiskey
An imported corn whiskey.
Bottle price: 1 gp
Shot price: 1 sp, 6 cp