Beverages
Wine List
Tangy Crowbar Gewürztraminer
A poorly made white wine with a taste that is powerful and rough.
Bottle price: 2 sp, 2 cp
Glass price: 7 cp
House Cabernet Sauvignon
A house-made red wine that is described as vinegary and bitter.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 2 cp
Glass price: 1 sp
Invisible Ivy Merlot
A bottom-shelf red wine with a bouquet that is sour and tart.
Bottle price: 8 cp
Glass price: 2 cp
Lucky Frog Shiraz
A poorly made red wine that is described as cloying and corked.
Bottle price: 1 sp, 4 cp
Glass price: 4 cp
Lagers & Ales
Hawk and Wight Malt
3% ABV
A poorly brewed light brown malt. Described as a nutty malt with a creamy finish.
Gallon price: 7 cp
Pint price: 1 cp
Prone Anvil Pilsner
5.05% ABV
A locally brewed reddish pilsner. Described as a refreshing pilsner with a sweet finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp, 1 cp
Pint price: 2 cp
Fuchsia Incubus Malt
3.45% ABV
A poorly brewed chestnut brown malt. Described as a sweet malt with an aftertaste of vanilla and a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 7 cp
Pint price: 1 cp
House Stout
4.59% ABV
A house-brewed dark brown stout. Described as a refreshing stout with notes of caramel and a sweet finish.
Gallon price: 1 sp
Pint price: 2 cp
Liquors
Deadly Axe Whiskey
A locally produced wheat whiskey.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 3 cp
Shot price: 7 cp
Sleeping Trombone Gin
A locally produced gin.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 2 cp
Shot price: 7 cp
Grappled Door Gin
A locally produced gin.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 2 cp
Shot price: 7 cp
Brass Tail Whiskey
A locally produced rye whiskey.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 3 cp
Shot price: 7 cp