Drowskins are kinda bland.
At least, that's what I think the human fed me, an old drow skin. That's what I heard. I don't know what a drow is honestly. Kinda stale. One time I absorbed some weird small creature. It was hard on the outside but soft on the inside, and I think it had wings and landed on me by mistake. It wasn't very filling but it was sweet and I liked that! Never had once since, that was a while ago.
Anyway, we had a lot of these drow guys. They're really, REALLY bad at the game. Like REALLY bad! They forfeit over the smallest thing! If I were to give up that easily, I would have lost during Cairne's tutorial. Luckily I'm VERY good at the game.
At one point I went into the cell where a bunch of them were, and it felt kinda spooky but I'm tough! So I went in anyway. And this one guy was having a bad day, so I scooped him up and got him out of there. We talked for a bit. I told him how his team could get better at the game. Helpful things like "don't give up" and "stop being bad". I think my advice was really getting through to him. Then he asked me some stuff about Cairne, and I told the guy all about him! He seemed like he was feeling better. The little tiny Fudi Fafa guy and Shone and my friend Olly showed up after that. Then some stuff happened and I'm not sure what it was cause there were vibrations all over the place? It was all very confusing. I think Olly took a nap at some point? Which is good cause you can't win the game if you aren't well rested!
Anyway, then some MORE stuff happened, and I was just hugging the guy still. Then I think something bad happened? And Fudi told me it was "time to win the game!" and the idea of winning makes me excited so I started eating the guy. I WAS hugging him, and then I was eating him. That line can get kinda blurred when I get too excited. Don't worry though I'm working on it. I WON'T ever ever EVER eat someone on my team EVER. I don't think that guy was really all that good anyway. Both in taste and just as a person. He wanted me to help HIM win the game but I don't help others not on my team, outside of advice.
It was bedtime when I was done eating, which is good cause it had been a long day. I hope everyone gets a nice, good sleep.