Beverages
Wine List
Babbling Baboon Merlot
An imported red wine with flavors that are soft and earthy.
Bottle price: 4 gp, 8 sp
Glass price: 1 gp, 6 sp
Angry Pen Merlot
A locally produced red wine with flavors that are complex, mellow, and flat.
Bottle price: 3 gp, 3 sp
Glass price: 1 gp, 1 sp
Staff and Mouth Chardonnay
A famous vintage of white wine with flavors that are sweet and soft.
Bottle price: 11 gp, 3 sp
Glass price: 3 gp, 7 sp
Silver Orc Cabernet Sauvignon
A finely made red wine with a taste that is herbaceous, vibrant, and sweet.
Bottle price: 7 gp, 8 sp
Glass price: 2 gp, 6 sp
Lagers & Ales
Unsoiled Artichoke Malt
6.68% ABV
A locally brewed dark amber malt. Described as a complex malt with a sour finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp, 3 cp
Pint price: 1 sp
Twisted Mermaid Porter
8% ABV
An imported brown porter. Described as a nutty porter with a bitter finish.
Gallon price: 6 sp, 1 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 2 cp
Tranquil Hammer Lager
5.64% ABV
A microbrewed reddish lager. Described as a nutty lager with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp, 4 cp
Pint price: 1 sp
Copper Trumpet Malt
7.45% ABV
An imported reddish malt. Described as a nutty malt with a touch of toffee and a sweet finish.
Gallon price: 6 sp, 1 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 2 cp
Pious Spear Stout
7.64% ABV
An imported medium brown stout. Described as a pleasantly bitter stout with a sour finish.
Gallon price: 5 sp, 6 cp
Pint price: 1 sp, 1 cp
Liquors
Wooden Boot Vermouth
A locally produced sweet vermouth.
Bottle price: 3 gp, 4 sp
Shot price: 5 sp, 7 cp
Platinum Coat Vodka
An imported sugarbeet vodka.
Bottle price: 4 gp, 2 sp
Shot price: 7 sp
House Gin
A house-made gin.
Bottle price: 2 gp, 7 sp
Shot price: 4 sp, 5 cp
Hammered Nightmare Gin
A locally produced gin.
Bottle price: 3 gp, 3 sp
Shot price: 5 sp, 5 cp
House Vodka
A house-made potato vodka.
Bottle price: 2 gp, 7 sp
Shot price: 4 sp, 5 cp
House Vermouth
A house-made dry vermouth.
Bottle price: 2 gp, 8 sp
Shot price: 4 sp, 7 cp