The King and Axe

Beverages

Wine List

Crimson Pudding Chardonnay
A bottom-shelf white wine with a bouquet that is smokey and astringent.
Bottle price: 3 sp, 3 cp
Glass price: 1 sp, 1 cp

Arcane Crossbow Cabernet Sauvignon
A poorly made red wine with a bouquet that is deep and green.
Bottle price: 9 sp, 4 cp
Glass price: 3 sp, 1 cp

House Merlot
A house-made red wine with a bouquet that is raisiny and vinegary.
Bottle price: 1 gp
Glass price: 3 sp, 6 cp

House Cabernet Sauvignon
A house-made red wine with flavors that are earthy and vinegary.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 2 sp
Glass price: 4 sp, 1 cp

Lagers & Ales

House Fruit Ale
3.59% ABV
A house-brewed light brown fruit ale. Described as a spicy fruit ale with a rich finish.
Gallon price: 3 sp
Pint price: 6 cp

Sad Glove Fruit Ale
4% ABV
A microbrewed reddish fruit ale. Described as a complex fruit ale with a sweet finish.
Gallon price: 3 sp, 2 cp
Pint price: 6 cp

Forged Vampire Fruit Ale
5.14% ABV
A locally brewed dark amber fruit ale. Described as a refreshing fruit ale with a pleasant finish.
Gallon price: 4 sp, 1 cp
Pint price: 8 cp

Keen Respite Malt
3.18% ABV
A poorly brewed dark amber malt. Described as a pleasantly bitter malt with a bitter finish.
Gallon price: 2 sp, 3 cp
Pint price: 4 cp

Liquors

Hook and Maul Whiskey
A bottom-shelf barley whiskey.
Bottle price: 2 sp, 7 cp
Shot price: 4 cp

Marroon Artichoke Whiskey
A poorly made corn whiskey.
Bottle price: 4 sp, 6 cp
Shot price: 7 cp

House Gin
A house-made gin.
Bottle price: 8 sp
Shot price: 1 sp, 3 cp

Invisible Pear Vodka
A locally produced rye vodka.
Bottle price: 1 gp, 3 sp
Shot price: 2 sp, 3 cp

Food Menu

Starters

Packed Potato Skins
A platter of potato skins packed with a concoction of cheese and herbs.
2 cp

Packed Red Peppers
A platter of red peppers packed with a blend of spices and cream cheese.
2 cp

Packed Green Peppers
A platter of green peppers packed with a mix of cream cheese and sour cream.
2 cp

Soups & Salads

Meat Soup
A watery soup with chunks of meat and assorted grains.
1 cp

Iceberg Salad
Leaves of iceberg tossed with carrots and red peppers.
3 cp

Entrees

Stewed Mystery Meat
Stewed mystery meat on a bed of mashed potatoes.
3 cp

Grilled Sausage
Grilled sausage alongside noodles.
4 cp

Blackened Fish
Blackened bits of fish on a bed of noodles.
5 cp

Stewed Pork
Stewed bits of pork on a bed of quinoa.
4 cp