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Conquest of Yonder - 2

Session
Android's event log 2021-04-30

Created a homunculus servant that will detonate the double Bag of Holding bomb.

We went underwater and walked on the ground due to some magic that Rillia Gladestone did.

Created mechanical trinkets (Magical Tinkering) to distract giant sharks.

The Little Me detonated the bomb and we heard the explosion, followed by the implosion.

Most of us flew up the cliff, while only Rilia and Paris Moriadis had to climb.

A part of the fortress's wall was blown up, and only the legs of the giant gift statue was destroyed. We saw pieces of the enemies and rubble thrown around.

Enemies started walking towards us and attacking us, so I tried to save the nearest human, which turned out to be Paris. He resisted, but I managed to hide him behind the wall.

Another explosion was heard behind the wall, one I believe was caused by Sozolan Dreyarch.

The humans ran around, without much coordination between each other. Kalirama valadesh ordered me to bring Paris back up on the wall as a sacrifice, but almost everyone got off it and ran in different ways.

A huge humanoid with the head of a bull attack Sozolan, so I went and attacked him to distract him from hurting the humans, but his abdominal muscles absorbed the force I exterted upon him. Then Sozolan told me to fly and covered him in grease, after which a cannon shot him with fire, and it burned me a bit.

The bull-headed humanoid attacked me and somehow instantly rebooted me, attacked me again and banged his hand on a sturdier part of me, then tried to run away. I hit him and the electric shock from my gloves (Guardian Armor: Thunder Gauntlets) caused cardiac arrest, killing him.

  • "Do not harm my humans!"

I hammer myself in the face and somehow repair myself (Cure Wounds).

More explosions in the fortress. I do not see Rylia, it could be her doing, she's an expert in that.

A mechanical horse attacked me by trying to turn me into stone.

Paris, an actual human, ordered me to look at a mechanical thing in a tent, so I moved as fast as I could fly (Winged Boots) towards it.

The enemy tried to attack Paris and myself with ballistas, but missed us both.

Then Paris ran to him and impaled him on his spear multiple times, after throwing one half a second earlier.

I reached the tent and found a mechanical weapon, so I shouted out to the others what I found.

Sozolan took the weapon and then disappeared from existence (Banished by Krakos).

  • I cursed myself that I didn't save her by touching the weapon before her.

After stepping out of the tent, I saw Paris looking exhausted and ran towards him.

Paris stood up before I could reach him, so the dragon and I tried to follow him inside.

However, once inside, I saw a cone of cold, told myself to avoid it (Flash of Genius), but got hit and my systems shut down, again.

...

I came to a few moments later, with Sozolan and Kalirama around me.

  • Sozolan was back, but without the weapon. Must have dropped it to return here.

Krakos was in front of Paris, getting tied.

Seems like we won... Who would have thought?

I sat on a chair, leaned on the table and put my head in my hands.

  • The humans here are a danger to themselves and everyone around them. What am I doing here?

Krakos talked about a creature that taught him about the multiverse.

  • The creature called itself Aharis the Red, and was definitely not from this world.

We walked to the capital on the main island and saw the slaughter of the enemies committed by the humans.

  • Kyra seemed annoyed with her Rider.

Kalirama reduced the Rider and broke the crystal that opened a portal, through which we all then walked through.