- 2009-12-29 04:23: First officer killed in line of duty since 1983, Ottawa.
- 2010-01-12 16:48: 7.0 scale earthquakes begin in Haiti
- 2010-08-14 14:22: Agent Courteau’s wife and child die in labour
- 2011-03-11 01:46: Magnitude 9 earthquake off coast of Japan.
- 2012-02-28 11:27: IBE6.
- 2015-11-13 15:16: Paris bombings begin
- 2015-02-21 12:28: Eaton centre shooting, Montreal.
- 2016-05-08 10:30: Large sinkhole appears in Downtown Ottawa
- 2016-11-02 20:02: Chicago cubs win world series
- 2017-08-21 BLANK: Total solar eclipse, North America. Note the alarm blared from 1:10-2:50
- TODO: ADD MORE
NNO-14-UE “COUNTDOWN TO MY RETIREMENT TIMER”
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES
This object is marked as a non-threat object. It should be stored somewhere visible and be under constant video monitoring. All timer 0-events that come to pass should be marked in the logbook NNO16-UE-L and diligently tracked.
DESCRIPTION/EXTRANATURAL EFFECT:
The object is a small plastic countdown clock that measure 6.35cm (2.5 inches) tall, 12.7cm (4 inches) wide, 6.35cm (2.5 inches) deep and weighs 40.82 grams (1.4oz). It has a digital display in the center that counts down with clock drift small enough to be negligible. The drift resets when the clock does.
On the slanted back-piece there are buttons to change and adjust the countdown, however these do not work. Inside the housing there are 2 AA Duracell branded battery. These hold no charge. Removing the batteries turns off the clock, however inserting them again resumes it as if it continued to tick down.
When the countdown timer reaches zero it lets out an electronic chime that sounds as if the batteries are dying. The timer then resets to a new countdown.
No known pattern found for the countdown. Events recorded are assumed to be those recorded in the logbook and later double checked. Events range from something as simple as a dog dying in the office to global.