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Expedition 33 - Alfredward's Account

It had been a good few days or weeks,
Since we had gone a-hunting.
I found that I really missed the shrieks,
Of those orcs we were confronting.

So off we went, back to the caves,
To kill a few and get some loot.
What we faced instead was a feline wave,
Of those blasted puss-in-boots. 

We killed their leader,
And lopped off his head.
This just made them more eager,
To see us dead!

So away we fled, 
down a man.
To avenge our dead,
With a cunning plan.

We’ll burn those beasts,
Out of their cave.
With oily grease,
And send them to their grave!