"Listen, it's simple.
First, you gotta stand firm.
Feet shoulder-width apart, upper body relaxed.
Then slightly lean to one side, while raising your right knee to your chest.
Now, this is very important!
Just the knee!
Like trying to pull the knee into your chest!
Let the rest of the leg hang.
Following?
OK. So, once you raised the knee as high and pulled it as much in as you can...
THEN UNLEASH HELL!
BAM!
JUST LIKE THAT!
And don't forget to pull your foot back!
I mean, you really want to strike with full foot, so you don't break your toes.
And that's how you open any doors.
As I said, it's a simple affair.
Now, would you like to hear more about the importance of good boots?"