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NNO-18-KE "BONE BREAKINATOR"
SUMMARY:
A hammer that breaks people's bones
CONTAINMENT PROCEDURES:
Locked in a box that's locked in a bigger box. Just keep it away.
DESCRIPTION/EXTRANATURAL EFFECT:
It's a regular construction hammer, except anyone who is within 5ft of it will be attacked. It floats by some unknown telekinetic energy of its own volition and will begin to beat at people until a bone breaks. If there are multiple people in the room it will break one person's bone before moving to the other.
Upon one's bones being broken they will all yell "AAHHH MY BONES!". This has been observed 13 times.
It doesn't seem to do anything else.
Special thanks to:
- Salvatos for his help with CSS as well as his redacted script.
- Beefpotato and Tainted for ideas on some NNOs and ENOs.
- Phil Wang of thispersondoesnotexist.com
- Obviously Illestis, Karuga, and ArcOnyx of the Kanka team.
- And you, dear reader :)
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